In the Midst of the Evil Medieval

    Rainbow Part 1

    You know… build a rainbow You know what I mean? Segregate the green Into yellow and blue That’s what I’ll do Create a hue Do you know… build a rainbow Hello, yellow! Hello, yellow! Segregate the purple You know what to do To make red and blue He said red And purple, too Build […]
  1. Rainbow.mp3
  2. Unicorn

    You wanna ride my unicorn? You’ve de-horned the unicorn Can’t you see what you’ve done to me Blowin’ up my childhood fantasy What good’s a unicorn That has no horn? Asking for a ride Cover’s blown You gotta own De-horned unicorn If it was up to me, I’d call the cavalry Let them see […]
  3. Unicorn.mp3
  4. Gremlin

    Gremlin infestation Regurgitation Gremlins in our leprechauns Until they’re all gone Gremlin infestation Regurgitation Getting their innards on my outards Gremlin infestation Gettin’ old… Stealing my pot-of-gold You don’t know What’s at the end of your rainbow No know Gremlin infestation There’s no rationalization When there’s innards On your outards Gremlin infestation What are […]
  5. Gremlin.mp3
  6. Dragon

    Dragon slayer Naysayer! Coming after you Watcha gonna do Gonna cut ya quick Cut ya to the wick Better think quick Dragon slayer Naysayer! If you’re claiming I am I’m not Why not Be a truthsayer
  7. Dragon.mp3
  8. Bigfoot

    Bigfoot’s got fairies Acronym for LGBT disease Bigfoot’s got fairies Worse than fleas Scratch that! And, your cat Pussy got the fleas? Scratch that! Oh dear As queer As it may sound You’ve found You’ve got the disease Bigfoot’s got fairies These are the fleas The disease Bigfoot’s got fairies Bigfoot.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG […]
  9. Bigfoot.mp3
  10. Booby Trap

    Not that remote Gotta cross the moat Just to get to the pitfall After all Ain’t no map For the booby trap After all Just to get to the pitfall After all Not that remote Gotta cross the moat Without a boat Venus fly trap (Rant about the man eating plant) Imagine that Quicksand […]
  11. Booby Trap.mp3
  12. Troll

    There’s a troll under the bridge
    Rock n’ roll! We shall purge
    Strongly urge
    Before forcefully purge
    Run, troll, run
    Done, troll, done
    Gonna rock n’ roll the troll
    Just for fun
  13. Troll.mp3
  14. Damsel

    Happened upon a damsel
    Hard sell
    Damsel in distress
    Must confess
    Damn damsel in distress
  15. Damsel.mp3
  16. Chink

    Gotta chink
    In your armor
    In our armor
    There’s no glamor
    In that
  17. Chink.mp3
  18. Darker

    Into the night
    Shaded from the light
    Getting darker
    Further
    Farther
    Darker
  19. Darker.mp3
  20. Dawn

    Head to the light
    Out of the night
    Make it bright
    Enlight insight
    Illuminate the night
    May we sight insight
  21. Dawn.mp3
  22. Sunray

    I’d say That’s a sunray Of a new day The sight of light Lights up our sight Now would you say we can see A little more clearly Would you say we need to be Holdin’ life more dearly? Sunray.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Style: ExperiMental Music Chords: C# F# G# Recording: digital 1-track stereo […]
  23. Sunray.mp3
  24. Merlin

    Have you seen where Merlin’s been Time travelin’ again Back from then Until when Back in time he’ll roam Pullin’ a sword from a stone Through time comin’ home No unturned stone left alone Have you seen where Merlin’s been Time travelin’ again Until when Back from then Back in time he’ll roam Pullin’ […]
  25. Merlin.mp3
  26. Wave / Wipeout

    Caught a tide-all wave Catch a tide-all wave Catch caught Now politically correct To misbehave Mentally sick Raging lunitic Tick, tick, tick Tock tick Take a ride On the high tide Godspeed, indeed May you not fall From the tide-all Wave Misbehave wave Wave bye-bye About to find out About a wipeout If you […]
  27. Wave / Wipeout.mp3
  28. Hiccup

    The magic number is 128 End of debate Please don’t slip up Please don’t hiccup Hiccup, flatulate, sneeze Please none of these Don’t want to utter a stutter No impulsive Repulsive Hex of a reflex Hiccup.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Style: ExperiMental Music Chords: G Rhythm: 128 BPM COuntry Recording: digital 1-track stereo Daniel Brouse […]
  29. Hiccup.mp3
  30. Sonic Hedgehog

    Hit it out of the rough Relaying some sonic stuff One of these days To the moon One of these days None to soon Let’s play all day We can play all day What do you say … to the moon One of these days Alice Through the looking glass Gonna hedge your bet […]
  31. Sonic-Hedgehog.mp3
  32. The List

    Bill? Naughty or nice? Making a list Checking it twice Naughty or nice? The List.mp3 ABOUT THE SONG Style: ExperiMental Music Chords: Em / D A Em Recording: digital 1-track stereo Daniel Brouse — Vocals, Guitar, Keyboards and Synthesizers Bill Kucera — Guitar From The Billy and Danny Rodeo Show album In The Midst […]
  33. The List.mp3
  34. Rainbow Part 2

    You know… build a rainbow You know what I mean? Segregate the green Into yellow and blue That’s what I’ll do Create a hue Do you know… build a rainbow Hello, yellow! Hello, yellow! Segregate the purple You know what to do To make red and blue He said red And purple, too Build […]
  35. Rainbow Part 2.mp3
  36. Bonus

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